ski magnet

Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.

As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.

by Beeyem April 15, 2013

magnet corner

The corner of a page that one's handwriting naturally slopes towards when writing on unlined paper.

"She had a magnet corner located at the bottom right of the page."

by Alice Catriona July 9, 2007

piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

Mother Magnet

Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.

Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?

Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."

by Blano April 1, 2017

Nag Magnet

noun
INFORMAL

1. Affectionate slang for someone who needs constant nagging, typically a teenager, or an adult who refuses to grow up.

2. A kick-ass garage rock band from Wanaka, New Zealand, with balls bigger than King Kong’s.

1. "I love you dude, but oh my god, you are such a nag magnet"

2. "Holy shit, did you see the Nag Magnet show last night? They were totally epic!"

by Ol' Ticklefingers August 30, 2021

coffin magnet

Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it

"So I've got to risk my life protecting this Coffin Magnet over here?"

by broomdj December 21, 2017

tag magnet

A person, usually a female, who has a record of dating multiple military servicemen. Different from a tag chaser in that a tag magnet doesn't "chase" these military suitors, they are "chased". Defined by the accidental track record for dating of military men rather than seeking them out, as well as lacking ulterior motives related to dating these men due to their jobs.

She's a tag magnet because she's dated a few marines, but the marines are the ones that chased her.

by NYC.hearts.me March 8, 2014