maggie and curtis

two people that are crazy about each other but are too afraid to admit it. They've had some ups and downs but they know that if they really tried they would be a great couple. Maggie's an outgoing, fun, random girl who can't let go of him. Curtis is a boy who dates other girls because he wants maggie to be jelous. They might be afraid because they're good friends but they would do anything to be with each other. It's love, they just don't want to admit it.

that couple over there is such a maggie and curtis.

by agsfdhjksldfcdgth4wcg July 15, 2010

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".

"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014

Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment

Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment

by Mk127 October 24, 2012

Maggie hunt

The act of hunting for a special species known as Maggie. The Maggie can be found in a school environment and sometimes he leaves a trail of coffee behind him.

Girl: "Hey, do you wanna go and Maggie Hunt this afternoon?"
Guy: "Yes of course! I think I saw some coffee spilt on the floor a second ago."

by eric4live March 3, 2022

Moist Maggie

Sticking a pre-moistened finger in someone’s nose.

Like a wet Willy

Bob moved in to give Bill a Wet Willy but he called an audible and went for the Moist Maggie.

by Xavierlives June 12, 2018

Maggie Mish

Scottish Slang for ''Pish''

A need a rotten Maggie mish.

by Dylan R748 December 9, 2009