piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

Clout Magnet

A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.

Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 20, 2019

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

Nag Magnet

noun
INFORMAL

1. Affectionate slang for someone who needs constant nagging, typically a teenager, or an adult who refuses to grow up.

2. A kick-ass garage rock band from Wanaka, New Zealand, with balls bigger than King Kong’s.

1. "I love you dude, but oh my god, you are such a nag magnet"

2. "Holy shit, did you see the Nag Magnet show last night? They were totally epic!"

by Ol' Ticklefingers August 30, 2021

coffin magnet

Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it

"So I've got to risk my life protecting this Coffin Magnet over here?"

by broomdj December 21, 2017

tag magnet

A person, usually a female, who has a record of dating multiple military servicemen. Different from a tag chaser in that a tag magnet doesn't "chase" these military suitors, they are "chased". Defined by the accidental track record for dating of military men rather than seeking them out, as well as lacking ulterior motives related to dating these men due to their jobs.

She's a tag magnet because she's dated a few marines, but the marines are the ones that chased her.

by NYC.hearts.me March 8, 2014

Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.

"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."

by Issybees June 12, 2014