Lumping

When you too fat to jump so you end up only lumping.

i tried to jump on my man but ended up lumping on his legs

by Jenniegonewild January 14, 2017

Lumpbitch

A person who always wants their unknown lumps scratched or rubbed.

This lumpbitch is driving me crazy!! He needs to go to the doctor to get these checked out before I accidentally burst one.

by elusivE. L. Kucharski February 18, 2017

Lumpy Juul

The feeling of wanting to vomit after taking a hit of your juul.

Maria: *gags*
Alex: Oh shit fam you got lumpy juul!

by wolfpack3232 March 19, 2019

Lumperts

Something made junky, cheaply assembled, prone to break easily, unreliable.

Son, ya’ll Wal-Mart bike be all lumperts! Handle bars be fallin’ off. Seat broke. Tires flat!!

by Koolmann46 May 8, 2019

Lumpified

When a beloved game, series, or movie gets reanimated in the style of LumpyTouch, an animator on YouTube. His style is a bit Lovecraftian and disturbing but its all in good meaning.

Bob: Have you seen the new lumpified version of Sonic?
Henry: Yeah! It's a bit disturbing but it looks great!

by Pancake Satan July 7, 2019

Lumpy Space Princess

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019

lumpy shelf

A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf

Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes

by Cockwood February 16, 2021