Lucky Headshot

When you are sniping in a game, then an enemy comes from behind you and attempts to kill you. You fire your sniper and the bullet luckily hits the enemy's head, killing him instantly.

I thought for sure I was going to die, but then I got a lucky headshot and survived.

by mcp_driver October 20, 2016

lucky sausage

when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean

yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!

by dennste February 7, 2018

Lucky Lukey

The sexual act of having two lower class ladies, one blowing you and one eating your ants.

Person 1: I did it

Person 2: no way! A Lucky Lukey?!?

by TheWombBroomster August 19, 2022

Lucky Corner

The corner of the room that you decide to shit in.

Darla found her lucky corner.

by Master of Tshirts July 2, 2022

Lucky Shits

The bodily refuse that occurs as a by product of eating too much Lucky Charms breakfast cereal. Usually green in color due to the food dyes contained in the marshmallows, the shade may vary based on how much cereal is actually consumed.

I had a bad case of the Lucky Shits today. It was all because I ate half the box of Lucky Charms this morning. The cereal is magically delicious, I'd do it again in a heartbeat!

by TheLuckyPooper July 30, 2021

lucky loser

a person who has only made it this far in life because of his insane luck

guy 1: wow, he's gonna go on to do great things
guy 2: nah, he's just a lucky loser

by factfish January 5, 2016

Lucky Charmin'

When some asshole only eats the good parts of trail mix or cereal, leaving all the nuts and healthy shit behind for the next chump.

Clyde: "Dude pass the trail mix."

Johnny: "No, I'm sick and tired of you only eating the M & M's."

Clyde: "Come on, hand it over."

Johnny: "No, I'm done with you lucky charmin' me, all that's left are the raisins."

by McLovinIt15 October 28, 2014