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Mountain Lion

A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family.

With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.
Dude, why does your grandma keep asking me if I want more milk and cookies? Watch out, bro, She's a mountain lion.
by Sir Gaga June 1, 2009
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Lion King

When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.
Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars
by Timbit December 15, 2012
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lion

(verb) Running your fingers through your partner's hair durning vigorous making out causing a drastic increase in hair volume; thus causing the hair to take on the appearance of a lion's mane.
{Brian and Michele intensly making out on a futon}

Michele: BRIAN! I told you not to lion me! We are going to visit my parents later!

Brian: It's better than leaving a chinese takeout in your purse.
by Travis Urban October 18, 2008
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red lion area school district

A piece of shit school with racist teachers and lots and lots of whores thots fuckboys and cunts oh and please do not forget about the multiple drug addicts in the school district and im not only talking high school jr high to im telling u if u care about your education do not come to this school its a fuck shit pot full of white trash and stuck up bitches
Omg do not go to Red lion area school district i heard a girl overdose in the the bathroom and another girl got fingered in the bathroom
by itz_me_nyanna275 February 13, 2018
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brisbane lions

The best AFL team in modern history and have 3 in a row premierships (01,02,03)
Why watch Brisbane's gonna win anyway
by eziey September 25, 2004
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lior

Really wonderful girl who is unique and special in every way
Guy1: Hey who's that girl over there?
Guy2: Oh that's Lior.
Guy1: damn!!! She's fine!
by tacotacoguy August 19, 2013
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Snoop Lion

When a Snoop evolves into his final, most powerful form. Only achievable by doing what was once thought impossible, actually ODing off cannabis. Being successful at this will turn you into a magnificent Snoop Lion.
Damn nigga, last night I got so high I almost became a Snoop Lion!
by ThaRealLion August 1, 2012
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