Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.
"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."
by Tyranosaurus R. December 23, 2011
Get the 2-Ply Landing Strip mug.The act of being horizontal on a couch, bed, etc for an extended period of time while expending extremely little to no energy for the entire duration.
It's almost like letting your body nap while you are completely awake.
While people are layin, many times they listen to music, talk to friends, lay with pets, spoon, or for the full effect they do nothing at all.
EX: In the summer I'm always layin in the AC with my puppy.
EX: When you hung out on your bed all day and your friends asked you what you did all day you might respond "I was layin."
Lay = the actual action
Lay Sesh = The period (or session) in which you were layin
While people are layin, many times they listen to music, talk to friends, lay with pets, spoon, or for the full effect they do nothing at all.
EX: In the summer I'm always layin in the AC with my puppy.
EX: When you hung out on your bed all day and your friends asked you what you did all day you might respond "I was layin."
Lay = the actual action
Lay Sesh = The period (or session) in which you were layin
by T Mikes January 19, 2008
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An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.
Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010
Get the Crash Landing mug.In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"
by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015
Get the Landing strip mug.This is a large mall in Union City, CA. Locals refer to it as "The Landing" or "The Mall". However, individuals who do not pay attention or are from out-of-town refer to this mall's using its official name, "Union Landing".
by Ziegler1952 June 22, 2010
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Get the layoine mug.A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.
After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.
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