When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
by SollyCon February 05, 2014
Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...
by Lapgravy101 January 15, 2021
A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
by Organic potting mix January 16, 2022
A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..
Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..
They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..
They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..
Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
by Highducky May 06, 2022
A nickname given to the girl you like, as a cute way of saying that you can't go a day without having them in your life.
by Bulletin February 26, 2017
Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.
Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."
by SandvichThief February 07, 2023
A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.
by Chromecoyote July 08, 2014