Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008

School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers

13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*

by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021

Laptop dancer

A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.

Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007

Dirty Laetitia

The Dirty Laetitia is a varient of the typical titty fuck. A man first fucks the woman in their rectum to ensure a good slick coat, and then titty fucks his woman.

I gave that bitch a Dirty Laetitia

by WhiplashNinja October 12, 2019

Laptop Gangster

White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.

Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.

by burkons October 14, 2008

laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

laptap

Synonym for laptop .::.

Joey: "Where's my laptap?"
Carlos: "3 clicks north of the ubiquitous meatseat"

by Keegan Gnartin April 3, 2008