by VileGay September 21, 2023
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by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
Get the kung fu nic mug.by Joe Kung October 29, 2019
Get the Joe Kung mug.A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
by m4cbeth January 13, 2021
Get the kung Goo mug.A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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