Mr. Krabs

Someone who thinks money is better than shelter.

Mack: I need the money! I can't live without it!
Cara: Shut the hell up, Mr. Krabs, we know it's you!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 6, 2022

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KRUSTY KRAB

WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.

MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.

by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009

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Related Words

kraber • krabe • Krabez • kraken • krabby patty • Krab • Karabelo • kabeer • kabe • Kabel

oh yeah mr krabs

OH YEAH MR KRABS DRINK BLEACH EVERYDAY

OH YEAH MR KRABS ARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW!?!?!?!?!?

by Matty G-Eazy December 13, 2016

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krab

karabiner (aluminium coupling loup with safety closure used in mountaineering and caving)

thrown me down a krab mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

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Krusty Krab

While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!

by theDTP December 17, 2014

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Release the Kraken

Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.

Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

by wezdog December 28, 2011

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