koons

a really good friend that you want to have in your life, if you don't have her you will probably not have a good life, but that's okay cause i have one.

koons if better than you

by boiiboii321 March 5, 2019

koon

Kool + soon = koon

Something that you anticipate to be cool, that hasn't happened yet.

If there's a cool (put and object you like here) that will be coming out soon you would say: "thats so koon'

by Amorith and Runaiko May 23, 2006

Konfussted

When one is confused yet interested over a certain subject. Often following a feeling of dissoresque. The word in a mix of interested and confused but spelt with a K because that is awesome and with 2 S's because that is also awesome.

Later when I stopped caring, I was konfussted about Carolina having sex with Charlie.

by Carlos Rodriguez March 1, 2008

Kooning

inserting objects into your peehole.

Dude, Daniel's been kooning with a torque wrench. His peehole's gotta be super ragged out by now.

by Bahn burner August 26, 2010

Koofa

The majestic turtle of Mario Bros who fucks you over every time.

Fuck! The Koofa got me again.

by TheBaldKid May 9, 2011

koof

To ruin, spoil, harm, or cause damage to.

Oh you koofed that up, didn't you?

by Estookay April 27, 2003

koof

A large chunk of undigested food, and or meat.

I just marlked up a koof.

by Griffen Davis August 27, 2007