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slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.
Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.
by banchronic February 8, 2012
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sexy kitchen

A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014
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night kitchen

Night Kitchen - a euphemism for sex.
For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
by lilcatfish May 20, 2014
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shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.
I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.
by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019
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The Kitchen Effect

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019
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Mr Kitchens

by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020
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Snowy kitchen

When a female is fucked doggy style in the kitchen while doing a line of cocaine off the counter.
Before doing the dishes Cinderella loved to start off with a snowy kitchen
by Bossman65 February 13, 2021
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