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Jason

Probably the sickest kid to ever walk the earth. A Jason pulls bitches like it's nobody's business and doesn't even care about it. In addition, in Ancient Rome jason translates directly to Alpha amongst men as a Jason is harder than a diamond straight out of the core of the earth. Saint Jason is often the name referred to as the one who walks the earth in aid of those who need assistance. However only the hardest of then men obtain this aid as a Jason is always lurking with his squad and lives for his dogs.
Hey, did you guys see Jason today I think I need his help. Ya he's in the back of his car slaying pussy like he always does.
by Jack Reacher12 January 27, 2014
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Jurong Pioneer Junior College

Welcome to JPJC : THE BEST OF THE WEST ( only got one sch so bobian )
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.

The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.

Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.

But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).

The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.

In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
Friend: You think Jurong Pioneer Junior College good nt?
Me: Come here if u want to suffer bro. While I live, I learn, plus Ultra.
by Chin Chee Nah August 20, 2021
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The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination
Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"
by TruSparkz December 1, 2017
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Jason

Has a really big penis. Really big. Huge.
My boyfriend totally has a Jason penis.
by fly grll February 4, 2010
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Jason

Jason. He's a guy who looks perfect and is really sweet to girls but deep down he doesn't want anything with them. He likes to play them and get what he wants. He can be really controlling at times but if you get to know him and get to his sweet side he will be the best guy you could ask for he's hard to deal with but worth it in the end, never give up in someone names Jason.
Girl: hey! He's cute!

Girl 2: that's my ex! His name is Jason, He hurt my feelings a lot but he gave the best memories I could ask for.
by Jasonsgirlfriend January 10, 2014
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jason bourne

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"
Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......
by John Marwin September 24, 2004
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Jason

A guy that is so god-like you cant even stare at him to long without your retinas burning.
" Oh, hey jason *eyes catch aflame* Ahhhh"
by wiggywackky September 22, 2009
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