Jonny

(n) an unorthodox but effective solution to a problem.
(v) to solve a problem in a strange but effective way

If you can't afford a mechanic, use duct tape; if you're out of duct tape, you'll have to jonny it.

by Jonny Stryder February 06, 2025

Jonny

A condom to fuck fat girls. Especially fat latinas.

That pussy used a jonny on a phat latina.

by suckyanan March 04, 2018

Jonny

The most amazing, funniest and sweetest you’d ever met. Always stands by your side, will never cheat on you and knows that your his #1 majority. If you’re a nessa..boy do you gotta keeper🥺

Nessa: I love you jonny..

by AaaaayeH April 16, 2020

Jonny

A Jonny is one of God's gifts and possibly the 9th wonder of the world. They're arrogant, gracious, and calm. Real sociopaths. They excel at everything and at the same time are a nervous wreck. Good looks and extremely picky. Too nice but can also stab you while he hugs you. Has an extreme fascination with power , but dwell with personal issues. Jonny can love but if you don't fit the picture; A Jonny will replace you. Don't tell him he's wrong! You'll be sorry

Rick : "Look, It's Jonny!"

Harold : " Your majesty has arrived. What a prick."

by Majestic89 November 23, 2021

Jonny

A trans women that can’t physically do anything because she is a stupid moron and can’t do anyone because she is sad and lonely

“Jonny is lonely I’m gonna talk to her” “no eww stay away from her”

by The sausage is always right January 18, 2019

Jonny

Likes girls called Kayleigh

Jonny

by Bigcrazyfrogg November 23, 2021

Jonny

The short version of "Jonathan".
Mostly used to describe black people who like to eat "fufu".

Men, this dude is a real Jonny.

He is always trying to steal my fufu.

by Helloitisdima February 16, 2018