Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Jonnie

A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.

Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?

Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.

by ayenonymous November 26, 2019

jonny bluntz

A Jonny Bluntz is indescribable . It isnt just a name ... Its a lifestyle. I mean who can wear all white swaggy clothing and full of gold but still get no pussy?

Wow I really like your swag.. Did you copy Jonny Bluntz?

by lowkeyrossetto July 7, 2016

Jonny L.

The most amazing guy in the world, is an amazing boyfriend, can do anything he sets his mind to and will always be loved.

Is he your Jonny L.?

by LForLoveOrLee? August 14, 2010

Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.

A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!

by Daniel Cameron January 6, 2005

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024