jerk session 

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

jerk session by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

jerk and poop 

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

jerk and poop by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

Jerk from home 

Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.

The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.

Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”

Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”

Jerk from home by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018

jerk off drag race 

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.

Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.

jerk off drag race by Kad357 November 9, 2019

Jerk Off a Furry Day 

On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.

I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day

Jerk Off a Furry Day by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022

Jerk Trap 

When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.

Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.

Jerk Trap by TheFiims June 3, 2011

Jerk off a horse day 

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

Jerk off a horse day by Cable-priest May 13, 2019