Jaded

The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.

Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded

by Jxde October 19, 2014

Jaded

To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York

Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.

by Tray2wavyyyy June 10, 2020

Jaded

To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are

Harley is very fuckin jaded today!

by Funfactguy June 27, 2018

Jaded

When some one is jealous, comes from envy and jealousy being associated with the colour green but' jade' (being green) just sounds cooler

Why you so jaded ? It's only a cookie

by Abaolive October 03, 2017

Jade

The weird Kid in every class and isn’t smart at all and comments on everything everybody says

I hate a jade

by Skodhdnd May 10, 2019

Jade

Jade is a lesbian, depressed emo that fantasizes over worms on strings and plastic babies.

Jade is so much like ME!!

by hi i'm depressed December 09, 2019

Jade

A sexy bitch with a big fat giant ginormous fergaliscious booty

Jades got a fergalisciousbooty I should date her but she’s already got 50 fellas in her dms she’s too sexy for me

by Jade fergalicsious April 12, 2020