While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.
by The calming dutchman August 18, 2020
The ability to stay calm in every situation , no matter the circumstance good or bad your always calm
by Chaichi January 10, 2024
A bisexual that respects every sexuality.
Be a calm bi.
And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi
Be a calm bi.
And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi
by Chyre April 17, 2020
Person A: im going to kill you
Person B: Calm down bro, i slept with ur sister as a joke
Person A: *fucking dies*
Person B: Calm down bro, i slept with ur sister as a joke
Person A: *fucking dies*
by AlexAteBeans February 24, 2022
At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.
Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."
by Hym Iam December 06, 2024
A pharmaceutical cocktail made up of Dextroamphetamine (Adderall) and Alprazolam (Xanax), which gives the patient a clear mind and calm demeanor. Dosage various based on the patients tolerance and medical history.
Finally, I can make it through my day focused and relaxed, thanks to my daily dose of clear and calm.
by Bouncingkitty August 05, 2024
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