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Pat Raftered

Taken after the famous tennis player for reasons unknown, Pat Raftered comes form the term "Packed to the Rafters", meaning there is a lot of congestion in one specific area.
Can be used to describe any incidence where there is congestion e.g. "The Bus was Pat Raftered today"
by LanceSmith October 17, 2008
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salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.
Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.
by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016
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pat kiloran

the worst member of milkk.
his fans all say they hate him but deep down he's a sweetheart and we all love him (but we won't admit that.)

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pat kiloran sux
by milkkie April 3, 2019
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pat-hannoned

The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......
The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves
by Fuxbridge December 22, 2017
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pat-a-cake

A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.
"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."
by FrickDisease May 13, 2022
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pikey pat

this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P
charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.
by georgiadasplodge January 29, 2005
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patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009
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