Ear Beard

When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.

Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.

by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010

deaf ear

When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.

Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.

by nlm0131 December 6, 2017

Ear drill

A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.

I was walking around and heard some awful music. I ear drilled and was glad that no one noticed.

by Flaky Grey-Square-Triangle September 5, 2014

Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.

Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....

by craineya March 22, 2010

Ear Puffs

The white stuff that ends up in the ear after rubbing one out.

Last night, Sally passed out on me, so I gave her some ear puffs while she was sleeping.

by Guess who, mmmmm April 11, 2008

ear taser

An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard

"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."

by Stacerella August 21, 2014

Triangle Ears

An angry cats ears.

When your laying on your bed and hear something merkin around you room, and all you can see off the side of the bed is kitty cat triangle ears.

by Kalanibunni March 4, 2011