Crowded House

Anal sex with someone with hemorrhoids.

Jake: "That girl was sexy af! Did you have sex with her?"
Ian: "She only wanted anal! Too bad she had hemorrhoids! Was a total Crowded House"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Loud Crowd

A large obnoxious group of people who have gotten together at a sporting even to hypen their team up and tend to be ignorant to the other team by getting in their head and just being loud and annoying.

Our loud crowd helped us win the game the other night getting in their best players head.

by Blue42Dude December 9, 2014

Baby Crowd

When a group of people gathers in a large crowd to look at a baby

When Trinny brought her son Henry to the concert, there was a massive baby crowd.

by Trinnamn March 29, 2017

Crowd Catcher

Similar to a "Cow Catcher"; A Crowd Catcher is a metal frame at the front of a vehicle for pushing aside uninformed protesters.

Nick got a new crowd catcher put on his truck, so he's able to make it through Atlanta now.

by NotA RealPerson July 9, 2016

on the crowd

When you’re floating on the crowd

That rock star was totally on the crowd last night.

by CantTellMeShit June 5, 2019

crowd score

1. Adjective/noun, similar to ground score, that describes cool people you meet in the wild.

2. Verb meaning to come across someone randomly/serendipitously that you really click with.

Both definitions imply that you intend to add them to your collection of friends or positive memories. Crowd score experiences typically happen at music festivals but are not limited to that location alone.

1. "You're my favourite crowd score of the festival, but shh don't tell the others that"
"I invited my crowd score to the afters, just wait til you meet them"

2. "I crowd scored them at Shambhala and we've been raving together ever since"

by tigger_tal June 5, 2025

Gideon Crowd

A crowd so big and dense that you have to get in a line just to walk anywhere.

Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.

Forget it. I'm not waiting an hour just to walk around and get into another line. I'm staying away from that Gideon Crowd!

by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021