Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013

call of dewey

A 3 or 4 part drink from the southside of chicago consisting of bacardi 151,malibu(any flavor)miller high life and jus a lil bit of four loko if available. a couple of cups should be good for a night.1/4 cup of bacardi 151,1/4 cup of malibu jus enough four loko that there is a color change and the rest miller highlife, very intoxicating

guy1:what you do yesterday
guy2:i was on that call of dewey so you already know lol
guy1:goddamn boy!! lol

by dman02 January 2, 2011

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019

Snooty Call

A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.

Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.

by punmaster93 November 14, 2017

bitty call

The act of propositioning a woman (usually your/someone elses mother) for a bit of bitty via the medium of telephone.

Jeff: "But mum, I want bitty"
Mother: "C'mon Jeff, you had bitty this morning"
Jeff: "I want bitty now!"
Mother: "Quit bitty calling me!"

by MacDaddyYo April 17, 2013

calling bs

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.

I'm calling bs on that fuckery.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 7, 2018

harvard is calling

Harvard is calling refers to an array of memes that have a video of Nina Dobrev blinking and the dumbest text over it while using that one Nicki Minaj audio. People usually comment "Harvard is calling" ironically to point out how dumb it is.

Tiktok: "if trees give us oxygen, why don't we bring trees underwater to breathe underwater"

Comments: HARVARD IS CALLING 😍

by TigreZaddz January 7, 2023