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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
mugGet the Florida Poolmug.

Holiday, Florida

Holiday Florida is a run down city between Tampa and new port richey. It has so many crack heads and meth heads. If you walk down the streets all you see is empty bottles of liquor and drugs on the ground.
Look Holiday, Florida it's so trashy!

Oh wow I would hate to live there.

Mee too lol

Look at the crack heads
by Dillweed78 July 2, 2018
mugGet the Holiday, Floridamug.

florida adderall

I'm on that florida adderall! (meth)
by 🅱️ablo March 27, 2021
mugGet the florida adderallmug.

florida ny

a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.
did you ever hear of a town called florida ny?
no idiot, because it's either florida or new york.
by thatswhatshesaid2023 November 30, 2019
mugGet the florida nymug.

Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.
In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.
by Fasters July 20, 2023
mugGet the Florida Mathmug.

florida peach

a hot female from the state of florida
I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her
by TokenIranian June 6, 2015
mugGet the florida peachmug.

Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary
I lost my mind doing the Florida flip
by Docrigo March 1, 2020
mugGet the Florida flipmug.

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