Ian

A guy who fucks his dog

Ian Lavriere from castlegar bc

by tommy chee September 20, 2009

Ian

I·Am·Not

Means "I can't" "I ain't" or "I won't"

"Ian finna do that"

"Ian one of them dudes you can just dog out"

by GiPYAks December 6, 2014

Ian

A Sociopath who believes he is more intelligent than what he actually is. Ians have a tendency of not being able to maintain friendships and relationships due to his complete lack of empathy and inability to act within acceptable parameters of social constructs.
Ians will offer their opinions on any subject, no matter how little they actually know about the topic at hand. Because of this, Ians feel that they are the only correct person and also the most intelligent no matter how much contrary information is presented to prove them gravely incorrect.

1) "Did you hear the BS coming out of that guy's mouth last night at the party? He was a total Ian!
2) "He had a really nice girlfriend but he made an Ian of himself and now it's over.

by The Scruffy Berserker May 19, 2016

Ian

A giant,
Likes cousins,
Ian's enjoy starbucks,
Like to help people,
On the rebound,

Getting old,
Looks like a twin,
Has a touch of the downs,
Ians are amazing :)

Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.

by Immarocuian February 22, 2010

Ian

Another name for a big time fag with a big time head

That guy definitely looks like a Ian.

by Chris Phung December 14, 2008

Ian

The kind of guy who will constantly nag at you about all your flaws. He will constantly remind you of how you do nothing right and that he knows everything about everything. He will tell you he loves you but will mentally brek you down over and over again until you believe that you are worthless. He will disrespect you as if you were his enemy. He will criticize every aspect of everything you do until your entire personality changes and you become a miserable self loathing depressed blob of your former self. If you have an Ian please before its too late get rid of him he will break you down shred your soul and shatter your heart to the point of you never being able to love another man ever.

Ian lied to me again. He was still talkimg to that whore even tho he knew it would upset me.

by Ian's Damaged Goods February 22, 2019

Ian

A gay basterd that complains over everything and has no of very little friends.

Ian was found on the side of the road.

by Michael Edward October 9, 2017