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hypocrite

ugh, you are being SUCH A HYPOCRITE!
by JellyCrabYT June 24, 2022
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Hypocrite!

Milo... That is the EXACT DEFINITON
Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!

Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018
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Hypocrite

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.
Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.
by thia_lynd May 7, 2018
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Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020
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horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups
Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
by kornelbut May 21, 2024
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Hypocrite

Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
by Ew123 June 27, 2019
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hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place, in which case, not only would one be a hypocrite, but a coward.
"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who started it."
by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025
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