Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.
You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!
by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019
Get the hypocritemug. Keandre: Yeah i use this page to stalk my girl.
Erica:... wait *remembers that time when Keandre cussed out someone for stalking his page* Youre a hypocrite
Hypocrite: someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
Erica:... wait *remembers that time when Keandre cussed out someone for stalking his page* Youre a hypocrite
Hypocrite: someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
by MediumMilfNoMoney October 8, 2017
Get the Hypocritemug. Shanzay Sarosh Gems Wellington Academy Al Khail Born in Pakistan Claims Be Canadian A liar A pathological Liar May I Add She Also Has Smelly Pedo Brother Who Look Unhygienic Ty For Listening
by Hamood Dxb 🩸🥶 August 30, 2022
Get the Hypocritemug. Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"
2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
by Ew123 June 27, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug. someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups
Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.
Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
by kornelbut May 21, 2024
Get the horizontal hypocritemug. Reece is a hypocrit
by sizzlebob69 September 25, 2020
Get the hypocritmug.