Hypocrite

The kind of person who tries to take control of other people's lives to gain the sense of control they dont have over themself and their own life.

The impulsive guy/girl didnt have any sense of control without the control being an attempt at control over other people and their lives. He/she seemed to think that he/she was the opposite of the hypocrite everybody else was, that he/she was freeing them from hypocrisy, when really he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Hypocrite

People that call out people who do things they do.

Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.

The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who lied about the things they dislike doing but secretly does it as well.

Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.

Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.

by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Hypocrite

Somebody who starts to behave in a shallow manner once somebody has tried to treat them like they're shallow.

The guy is a hypocrite and an asshole, pretending to flatter him wont change that.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who says they don't like to do or say something but the do it say it anyway

David That guy's a retard because he looked back at a cop hate that word but he was

Kevin If you hate the word retard why are you saying it

David Because I just did yes I hate that word but he was a retard

Kevin What a hypocrite

by Boogereater69 February 21, 2021