Jaylen Christopher Wilson

a motherfucka with a big ass meat. hes super skilled at ball and wont hurt your feelings. hes also very intelligent

Damn Jaylen Christopher Wilson is a real ass guy.

by bryanisvalid February 4, 2021

Christopher Reeve

A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.

The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

Christopher

Another word for a kid who needs mental help.

Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.

by LeafyIsNotHere November 30, 2018

Christopher

Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.

A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!

by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020

Kristopher

The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.

Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"

by The Ultimate Tracy January 26, 2017

Khristopher

Christopher spelled with "K".

Parents named son Christopher, but drunk nurse writes "Khristopher".

by Peter December 9, 2003

christopher

your local f boy

damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!

by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017