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Dwight Howard

When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."

Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*

Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"

Bros A and B: *Surprised*
by Ebronomics January 11, 2012
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Ricky Howard

a gay ginger cunt that likes men and food.
you're as gay as ricky howard
by juicydave April 18, 2005
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Howard Stern

The most famous Boston University (BU) alumnus since Martin Luther King, Jr. and Bill O'Reilly and Jullianne Moore.
by John Shin July 19, 2008
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Russell Howard

A comedian from Britain who has his own show (Russell Howard's Good News) and also appears on Mock the Week and on stage.

He is very funny, and makes jokes out of hilarious news stories, but sometimes throws in his unique perspective on life.
He has a lazy eye, which some sad people can't seem to understand as the reason for "His annoying twitch", and he lives in Warwickshire.

I would suggest watching his shows, they really make you laugh and feel better.

He also coined the phrase Tatty Bojangles.
Russell Howard: I think the papers are making Britain a worse place to live, don't you think?
Just the unremitting horror of the daily express, they might as well just get rid of news and print
DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACK AND CRIME, OH IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!
They're all the same; the daily mail every day "ASBOS, muslims, speed camera, speed camera,
ASBOS, muslims, speed camera- then the sun: Are you a paedo? Are you? Are you?Have a bang at her tits, 16 today, are you a paedo!?". The Independent, you try and read it, it's like it's grabbing you by the throat: "ARE YOU RECYCLING?! ARE YA?! YOU'VE JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR, YOU!". All the while, The Guardian's in the corner, fanning itself with a wall-chart: "You silly little things. Tell 'em, Telegraph." "CRICKEET! CRICKEEET!" It's too much!"
by LilyP December 24, 2013
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Madeline Howard

A girl who hates hugs.
Hugs can be traded for jelly beans and tic tacs.
A special person. If she opens up to you, you are one lucky person.
"Woah, it's a Madeline Howard!"
"Do you think she'll be my friend?"
by KTqwerty December 30, 2013
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Mommy Howard

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC
by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018
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Thicc Howard

thy thickest male homo sapien on earth.

yourself can feed africa with Daddy Howard's colossal booty
"Timmy Thic Aint Got Shi On Thicc Howard"
by ShutTheFuckUpAndSuckMyDick October 3, 2018
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