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Douch hound

Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.
Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.

What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.
by Rock bot June 10, 2017
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tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"
by Elle_dubs June 8, 2022
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Blouse Hounds

A woman's breasts. Tits. Milk Jugs. Bitch Bottles.
Oh my sweet jeezis...you get a load of those blouse hounds? AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by yankee01 May 20, 2010
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Day Hound

A guy or group of guys that go out drinking during the day to a pool party or to a bar, and try to pick up as many girls as they can, or get as many numbers as they can. Guys are dogs, that's why they day hound.
A guy calls his buddy and says, "Hey man, are you ready to go day hound at the bar?"
by Girl who knows too much October 3, 2015
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Fire Hound

A machine of a Fireman that also happens to be a manwhore, pimp, player. A Firefighter who’s an absolute physical specimen and uses girls for sex or the pleasure. They STAY cheating on their girlfriends OR they have TOO many girls on their hose line to even keep up with.
Megan - "Girrrl, holy shit you know that Carlos boy? He is TOO cute!!"

Andy - "Nawh, don't talk to him. He’s just a Fire Hound, he gonna play you if you do."
by Note hagas October 3, 2019
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Mash hound

A person with a voracious and insaitable appetite for mashed potatoes and would happily eat 5kgs of mashed maris pipers to the point he would see everything in a creamy white hue.
by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021
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Gay-Hound

A Carmel Greyhound that places his thumb up a freshman's anus.
Galen: I'm such a gay-hound
Gabe: Why?
Galen: I just thumbed a freshman
by hayden hodge April 25, 2010
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