Horse Cockery 

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

Horse Cockery by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

horse cock 

The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.

"That gal I want to date asked for a dick pic, her only reaction was just 'HORSE COCK'"

horse cock by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022

HORSE the band 

A Nintendo Core Band. There Really Good.

R.Borlax Is A Great Album From HORSE the band.

HORSE the band by CUTSMAN January 18, 2005

Horse girl

A girl who wears t-shirts with horses on them and tapered denim pants, has really long hair in which they braid and fasten with a scrunchie in the back of their head, will "gallop" on the track during gym class, is only friends with other girls who like horses and will look down on you because you are not a horse.

The woman I worked for used to be a horse girl, she had an entire wall full of just pictures of her with her horse and always talked about the weekends she would spend riding them.

Horse girl by Fishtail_Braid2 January 8, 2011

Horse Meat 

Another word for steroid abuse. This term originates from UFC Heavyweight Alistair Overeem's declaration that he "doesn't take steroids;" he "eats horse meat." This statement was in the midst of many allegations of illegal steroid abuse by the fighter after he went from a lanky kick boxer to a lean 265 lb "Demolition Man."

Person 1: Did you see how big that guy was?
Person 2: It's horse meat, bro.

Horse Meat by Saltus October 11, 2012

horse divers

bastardization of the word "hors d’œuvres" as coined by Fred G. Sanford

Fred Sanford: If you come over I'll fix us up some horse divers and we'll drink ripple.

Aunt Esther: Fuck off, sucka.

horse divers by drahodo January 4, 2009

horse it down 

consume food or drink in a relatively quick period of time.

"Hey, stop dicking about... time's ticking, lift that drink and horse it down"

"We're going to miss the bus. Grab that burger and horse it down, you fat bastard"

horse it down by phildizzle May 20, 2009