Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

International go homeless day

On August 3rd, everybody MUST go homeless.

Boy: yo bro it's August 3rd A.K.A it's International go homeless day, A.K.A we gotta go homeless for life now.

Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.

by Your Non-existant father August 1, 2022

Homeless Bum

A person like Rosa Ramirez.

Rosa Ramirez is a Homeless Bum/Bum.

by Micho December 14, 2021

halfway homeless

Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.

Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho

by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021

school homeless

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways

Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!

by epicgamer2008 March 3, 2022

Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011

Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.

I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.

by West21 October 6, 2012