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Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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tonsil hockey

The young man and his girlfriend played tonsil hockey,while swimming in the pool.
by Jeff Gray November 28, 2003
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ice hockey

The Damn best sport on this planet.
by SlasheR September 27, 2003
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Hockey Fights

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"
Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."
by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010
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soft hooker

A woman who has sex in exchange for expensive dates, gifts, favors or money without an express verbal contract prior to the act. First defined in Mario Puzo's "Fool's Die".
In the morning he gave the girl a hundred to pay for her cab home even though she lived in the building right across the street. He always made sure to keep the soft hookers happy so word wouldn't get out that he's cheap because he'd never get laid again.
by Chris Cadillac May 16, 2007
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Wife, daughter, or hooker

A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.
When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.
by GPM415 October 29, 2012
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hockey stick

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.
If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.
by nayrb January 21, 2013
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