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global hobo

Someone who is more focused on traveling the world rather than settling down in one location.
She lived in Boston for a while, and then California, but she also spent a bunch of time in Ireland, the Dominican Republic, and all around Europe really. Man, she's such a global hobo!
by Good Samaratin December 2, 2013
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hobo on heat

A derogatory term for friends and foes alike.

For maximum effect, pause after saying hobo and lengthen the 'e' vowel in heat.
Falcon: check out that lame AFC

Jimmy: he's such a hobo on heat!!!
by BlueFalcon January 19, 2007
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hobo blowjob

The act of receiving oral sex from an individual that wears a paper bag over their head due to their hideously ugly face. Very satisfying as long as the hole is properly cut into the paper bag. Failure to properly cut the hole could result in painful paper cuts.
Mr. Wallet gives a mean hobo blowjob.
by T.J. Duckett April 27, 2006
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Hobo Shank

A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.

The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.

In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"

"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
by Pat6290 May 18, 2009
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hobo junction

rap group that is straight from the streets of OAKLAND. real rap, they dont b talkin bout their hos or mil.
"you gotta pay the price when you deal with me
i never claim killer like a fake ass g
you never heard me brag about my hos or mil
i deal with the truth, now you can put that on the scale"
-hobo junction-"Da Real Deal"-The Cleaners
by someone with taste September 7, 2008
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hobo fries

French fries that have fallen out of their container whilst still in the to-go bag, thus leaving them homeless and free to take by anyone who claims them.
The three hobo fries in the bottom of the bag were cold and lonely.
by McNinja January 8, 2008
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hobo's beard

When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.
I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.
by tatertot December 26, 2007
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