Kofa highschool

The majority of this school is Mexicans and show off CTE programs that literally do nothing for our future, there’s only like 2 or 3 good teachers at this school, rest are garbage. Lots of smoking, Lotta hoes. A few rich white boys/girls. Ton of lgbtq+ kids. hype band but a really shitty football Team. don’t get me started about all the pot head vista kids either. There are some pretty great people here, but there’s also backstabbing rattle snakes cause we live in the middle of the desert, you’ll find snakes here ;) .... the one and only Yuma, AZ

person 1: what school are you going to?

Person 2: kofa highschool

Person 1: good luck with that shit. the smell of weed lingers in all the bathrooms. No matter how much fabreeze is sprayed..

person 2: ...

by Changeyourhandlebitch December 8, 2019

Glencoe Highschool

A school in Hillsboro Oregon that’s finally getting construction done on it after DECADES. SOMEHOW with how trashy the school is, we maintained one of the highest GPAS in the district, just because we want to prove to the other schools that just because we look like trash doesn’t mean we’re stupid. We can’t help no one cares about us.

Girl 1: Wow what’s that pile of rubble over there?Girl 2: Oh thats just Glencoe Highschool.

by Yoyoyoitsyaboiahaha August 1, 2019

Clay Highschool

The Clay County idiots. Most kids who go here are from families that can't afford to send them to Fleming Highschool or have parents who care enough to not send them to Middleburg. The school focuses most of its finances on the mediocre football team and other athletics. They only recently put money towards repainting the school and the back bleachers is dedicated to the opposing football teams visitors who unwillingly will be eaten by mosquitos alive. If anything they are the cousins to Middleburg highschool because most of its students are close to below average or just average themselves. Most of these kids don't really get far in life but every now and then you might have one or two that actually finish college.

Parents talking to one another:

"My kid isn't the brightest, he might be better off going to Clay Highschool. He's not dumb enough for Middleburg, but he for sure wouldn't be able to graduate Fleming if he went"

Another parent talking:

"My Tommy grew up in the backwoods, and we live closer to Middleburg. Its better if he didn't go to Clay high. The way he's raised, if he's anything like my husband, he's better off at Middleburg. He might even marry a cousin just like his daddy."

by York patties and peanut butter November 14, 2020

Calhoun Highschool

absolute garbage, horrible teachers, horrible peers, and kids who vape and do heroin in the school bathroom

Kid 1:“yo did you hear about Jeff he goes to Calhoun Highschool”
Kid 2: “holy shit i feel so bad...”

by MrJimmyMan March 6, 2020

Central HighSchool

A school where girls record video of them being eaten out by their family dog. booty central highschool eating out

Bro did you see that central girl's video, she really stuffed that thing with peanut butter. DAYUM booty central highschool eating out

by thatonecentralgirl July 18, 2020

highschool eyes

Looking extremely tired from over working or exhaustion, much like a highschooler.

Hey Albutro you got that highschool eyes.

by chico sociable September 19, 2017

tahoma highschool

A bunch of white kids that act ghetto and average a 1.5 gpa. Students be using the gender neutral bathroom for sex and drugs and going under blankets in the hallway. Sports teams are mid but bunch of blonde white girls with gyattt.

Let’s go into the gender neutral (jada) Bet (sean) Tahoma highschool

by wueiekrdhshsbsbdndkdidhssvbssh June 5, 2023