Not helping

Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?

Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer (known premaritally as Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger) is the main antagonist of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, often appearing in several episodes. She was a hotel inspector from Germany in her first appearance.

"I- I just"
"Ja?"
"Your name-"
"Ja?"
"I can't- I just- ok, what's your name?"
"Oh, ja! for some reason people have trouble. I am Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer ."
"I-"

by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021

Architecture in Helsinki

the people who made the water album

Guy: Hey man I got the new Architecture in Helsinki CD
Other guy: Aw yeah, is it 11-track?

by loafhouse March 11, 2022

Go to Helsinki, Finland

Euphemism for "go to hell"

Alice: I put the toilet paper on the other way around just to be annoying

Bob: Go to Helsinki, Finland!

by Keeper of 2s October 17, 2023

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

crack mayor of helsinki

Social and political satire/criticism of the international attention and notoriety of former drug use, known associations with prostitutes, and daily internet memes of formet Toronto mayor.

Have you seen the latest meme on the crack mayor of helsinki?

Where the hells Helsinki?

Exactly.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

Ms. Helding

A teacher that starts and argument then says " I dOnT wAnNa ArGuE." She looks 90 and cant even stand straight and her forehead gets bigger when she yalls.

Ms. Helding is no fun

by Asians on top February 23, 2021