Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.
by Wild Bor January 08, 2009
by lanegarret May 21, 2009
by JGunther February 16, 2007
a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.
p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in
by vulture.shark May 08, 2009
the act of placing one testicle in each eye socket of a girland then droopings ones penis down the length of her nose, thus resulting in your penis forming a similar protective barrier than that of a roman centurions helmet.
by milothesuperdog August 19, 2008
by jonnycumlately February 10, 2007
by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003