Hillmilly

A female hillbilly who is still a hillbilly even though she is totally elegant and fashionable. But other than that, they have all of the other hillbilly characteristics.

Annie is such a hillmilly

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

Hillbillarious

A redneck using tongue in cheek humor, despite a full mouth of chaw.

It was Hillbillarious how they named it toothpaste - that fits South Carolina to a T.

by Pastor Agnostic February 18, 2015

Hillbillities

the ability to make anything Hillbilly

He had the hillbillities to fuck his cousin.

by Senior Wonka November 15, 2016

Vernon hillbillies

The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?

Guy 2: Was it another fight at school?

Guy 1: Nope, they made a bomb in the library this time

by Vh skatepark August 18, 2021

hillbilly talk

Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.

Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.

by Daniel Cortolini December 30, 2007

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

hillbilly awesome

when an event is so incredible and fun but tinged with a trashy, drunken and dimwitted feel of guilt or shame, it is hillbilly awesome. hillbilly awsome is usually used in reference to drinking events in pickup trucks, trailer parks, nascar or backyards with abandoned bathroom fixtures strewn about.

hey all, we ar' gonna' camp out in the back field where pa' dumps all the tires. we have 4 cases of old milwaukee, half a brick of m-80's and two bottles of jim beam - it is gonna be hillbilly awesome

by cosmo corinne May 30, 2008