When someone who has soft hands has one or both hurt during, but not limited, one of the following activities; doing a keg stand for so long your hand begins to deteriorate, after doing a louisville chugger you fall and land on your hand, you are partying at a club and start fist pumping so hard you hit the chandelier and break some glass, and/or you sleep on D’s couch after a night of partying and you wake up to hydrate but you forget the beer on the floor and you slip and land on your hand.
Q: Dude, crazy party last night, let's do it again. I went to refill the keg while you slept. Can you help me bring in the keg?
A: Dude, remember when I jumped off the roof last night, trying to dive into the pull, well as I dove in i hit that chair someone had thrown in earlier, so now I have an AC hand. I can't help you, get swayze to help you.
R: Dude, you know that you're the one that through the chair into the pool before the party started right?
A: Oh yeah, I forgot. So this AC Hand is my own doing apparently, NOT, Got HEEM!!!
A: Dude, remember when I jumped off the roof last night, trying to dive into the pull, well as I dove in i hit that chair someone had thrown in earlier, so now I have an AC hand. I can't help you, get swayze to help you.
R: Dude, you know that you're the one that through the chair into the pool before the party started right?
A: Oh yeah, I forgot. So this AC Hand is my own doing apparently, NOT, Got HEEM!!!
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Get the ass handed mug.A saying used to ignore and disregard a comment or an insult when you can't think of a way to counter it. When this phrase is used, it is customary to raise your hand, palm facing out, and place it almost touching your adversary's face. This can make even the most civil person raging mad. Another variation is "talk to the hand 'cause the face don't give a damn'." I really did not know that people still said this.
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Get the GIJoe hand mug.Knife hand is something the Marine Corps produced during the Second World War, specifically in the Pacific Theater to deal with Japanese Banzai troops, and those select few Japanese troops who wielded katanas.
The Ka-Bar although useful, had a few drawbacks. The biggest one, having to be drawn out of its sheath. In a life or death situation where time is of the essence, this just was a major problem.
According to legend Chesty Puller while fighting in the Pacific, exclaimed "Fuck these fucking samurai wannabes! I'll show them!", took his hand, using his fingers created a spade-like shape, and proceeded to knife hand hordes of Japanese Imperial soldiers.
The knife-hand also became a tool for military training due to its ambiguous nature of weapon, human parts, and has been scientifically proven to increase the learning aptitudes of the ignorant and not-so-smart types.
The knife-hand was thus adopted, and became a part of American history.
The Ka-Bar although useful, had a few drawbacks. The biggest one, having to be drawn out of its sheath. In a life or death situation where time is of the essence, this just was a major problem.
According to legend Chesty Puller while fighting in the Pacific, exclaimed "Fuck these fucking samurai wannabes! I'll show them!", took his hand, using his fingers created a spade-like shape, and proceeded to knife hand hordes of Japanese Imperial soldiers.
The knife-hand also became a tool for military training due to its ambiguous nature of weapon, human parts, and has been scientifically proven to increase the learning aptitudes of the ignorant and not-so-smart types.
The knife-hand was thus adopted, and became a part of American history.
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Get the Roman Hands mug.That gross metal residue that gets on the top of your hand when you carry hangers around the store before heading in to the dressing room.
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