Skip to main content

happy new haircut 

Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.
Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.
happy new haircut by Jags1876 February 17, 2015
happy new haircut mug front
Get the happy new haircut mug.
See more merch

Carradale haircut 

A stylish haircut in the style of Neenie. Also sported by The Walker Brothers in the 1960s
Look at him, he's got a Carradale haircut

Legacy Haircut

Long, curly, or wavy haircut that is usually slicked back. You have to be good at life to have a legacy haircut, and you will get bitches with one.
Kyle: Dude did you see Evan's legacy haircut?
Ryan: Yea he's gettin all the ladies right now with that goin for him.

Buffalo haircut 

When a women cuts all of her hair off and is therefor bald
Brittany spears could not rock that Buffalo Haircut

hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick
The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

Zach Haircut 

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
Zach Haircut by Ballrock November 29, 2016

beijing haircut 

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).
The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.