A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.
'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ'
by i just morbed June 04, 2022
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Legacy Haircut

Long, curly, or wavy haircut that is usually slicked back. You have to be good at life to have a legacy haircut, and you will get bitches with one.
Kyle: Dude did you see Evan's legacy haircut?
Ryan: Yea he's gettin all the ladies right now with that goin for him.
by Dr Mc Danglesauce March 10, 2012
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Knuckles haircut

A haircut that makes somebody look like sonic the hedgehog.
Guy-He/she has a knuckles haircut, like knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog.
Other guy-Man shut the fuck up, you get online and say shit about somebody, why don't you tell them about their knuckles hair?
Guy- I'm fuckin scared of him/her, why do you think I don't say nothing except online man? I'm fuckin scared to say the shit I say online in real life, I'm too embarrassed to do anything, fuck.
Other guy- Yea, you a fuckin racist hater, I knew it, you fuckin bitch.
Guy- Don't tell anybody I'd be too embarrassed.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2019
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Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 30, 2016
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Haircut

In cod you get headshot someone is guaranteed to say they gave you a haircut.
p1:*headshot*
P2: i gAvE hIm a HAiRcuT.
by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021
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Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline
Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut๐Ÿ˜
by epichpap69 January 07, 2023
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Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.
Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!
by Eastm8 June 29, 2023
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