MR Gunt

MR Gunt

Mentally Retarded bloke, with tiny cock and fatty deposits around the genital area.

Women 1: Look at that MR Gunt
Women 2: He'd have better luck finding sex in a Zoo or Wales.

by Frub August 22, 2011

Canada's Gunt

The maritimes

I grew up in the heart of Canada's Gunt

by tantroll July 23, 2020

cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

Camel Gunt

Fat woman wearing really tight pants.

You see that chicks pants? She had massive camel gunt.

by McTug July 20, 2011

z-gunt

When a woman's profile almost resembles the letter "Z" -
Her gunt sticks way out front, and her butt sticks way out the back. Prominent in women in their 40s.

Check out the 'z-gunt' on that cougar! ahhhh, zed gunt.

by Flek Light April 14, 2008

Thunder Gunt

A very large bread basket that ascends and joins with a woman's vagina is known as a thunder gunt.

Wow sir, you sure can tell that your mother has had many children by her generous thunder gunt!

by choobz June 16, 2009

double gunt

The folded-fat effect achieved by a woman's gunt when it reaches a certain size and flabbiness. This may differ from woman to woman, however the effect is undeniable.
Think "double chin effect" in a gunt and you're there.
Continued over eating may lead to the dreaded four-pack gunt", which all sane men pray they may never live to see up close.

"beware of that fat minger Sharon. Her gunt is so big and flabby it has folded over on itself into a double gunt"

by RonBurgundyM April 10, 2007