Grumble

Verb; to have a quick grumble, meaning to have a quick wank.

Grumbling is often done hunched over the keyboard, or for the serious old schooler, with a grumble-mag.

My mate won't stop grumbling, his room, sheets, everything smell of Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Gruffalo

The best of the best. A bad-ass mother fuckin' mother fucker who ever fucked a mother.

Hey Kyle, you know steven right? Yeah, why? He is such a gruffalo.

by Gruffalo101 July 14, 2011

grufter

grufter can mean 2 things:
1) a male who has a large frame, and is unusually strong and hairy for his age

2) a female who is butch, hairy, and appears to be a lesbian. Note: mpst german women are grufters!!

1) I am a grufter
He is a grufter
etc...

2) how did u do last nite?
there were only a bunch o grufters there!!

by luke hard February 1, 2006

grumble

Generally a girlfriend but then, all women "grumble". Therefore they are "grumble".
You can get high grade and low grade grumble.
Low grade grumble being dirty scallies...

"Goin' out to get me some grumble tonight mate."

by craigluck August 31, 2006

grumfig

Used to describe something that many people like and is widely accepted as being of good quality, but you don't like it for some reason.

Can also be used in place of the term 'It's a bit of a grower.'

I find the Mona Lisa a bit grumfig.

Your show is grumfig, so I'm afriad I'll miss it tonight. If its repeated I may watch it though.

by skweek November 2, 2007

grumbuffy

grum • buf • fy |grum BUH fee|

adjective

describes something in a very poor or "crude" physical condition

That house sure looked grumbuffy!

by a little monkey June 22, 2005

Gruff'n

the act of tearing the filter off a cigarette and smoking it.

he's definitely gruff'n that cig.

by Scott Crandal January 30, 2008