Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 4, 2005

gooched

When someone completes a taske rejoicefully they are slapped in the face by a workmate.

Rick completed an action Item and was gooched by Grant

by Grant Cowan July 18, 2008

Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008

gorched

to be gorched

$uPeR GoRcHeR pWnEd DrIfT

by Scott Kyle April 17, 2004

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Thanks mrs goucher

A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably

Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!

by Benjafo March 6, 2017

The Donald Goucher

an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.

Jeremy attributes his sexual prowess to the Donald Goucher ceremony he performs every morning.

by The handler March 24, 2021