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Gooch Strip

the Gooch strip is an area on a man's gooch which is totally deviod of any pubic hair as a result of having is waxed or shaved. the Gooch strip has been pioneered for several reasons.

a) To provide higher pleasure for a gooch stroker

b) To make it possible for a friend to gooch snort

c) general heatlh and hygiene of the Gooch itself

d) to reduce some of the adverse affects of Gooch Throb
eric ppaced the waxing strip onto his gooch with deft precision, a bead of sweat rolled down his face as he considered the possible ramifications of misplacing the wax strip... he shuddered as he thought of tearing his bacon strip right off. Eric inhaled deeply, and started counting down from then, when he got to four he surprised himself and tore the wax strip off "BWAAAAAAAAAAHRGHMNFT" he shrieked as the wax strip tore away each and every hair on his gooch. Eric smiled to himself as he gazed upon the beauty of his now perfectly formed gooch strip and chuckled out loud the words his Great-Great Grandfater passed to him "perfection has its price."
by The Padre October 22, 2009
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gooch goblin

1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches
dont open that old lady's legs! a gooch goblin could come out!
by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 2, 2008
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gooch nuggets

dingleberries attached to the hairs on ones gooch.
Damn, I need to shower cuz I got mad gooch nuggets.
by peelincaps February 5, 2010
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Gooch Bison

The bison living in the area between your balls and asshole.
I have a herd of 20 gooch bison living on my taint.
by nismoKPS13 April 26, 2006
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gooch grease

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat
by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021
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gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007
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Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014
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