gooch goblin

1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches

dont open that old lady's legs! a gooch goblin could come out!

by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 2, 2008

Gooch Honey

The distinct and often gag-inducing smell that emanates from one's gooch after physically exerting oneself.

Dude1: what is that smell?! I feel as if the stank monster just wrested control of my nostrils!
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.

by Caesar Palaće March 13, 2010

gooch nuggets

dingleberries attached to the hairs on ones gooch.

Damn, I need to shower cuz I got mad gooch nuggets.

by peelincaps February 5, 2010

Gooch Bison

The bison living in the area between your balls and asshole.

I have a herd of 20 gooch bison living on my taint.

by nismoKPS13 April 26, 2006

gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"

Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."

by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014