Gomer

relating to an person who has a hot sister.

Yo, he's such a gomer!

by fire36fighter March 31, 2008

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Gompers

Another way to descibe "Camel Toe"

Did you see the gompers on that babe?

by R Zimmerman May 9, 2005

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Goomer Pyle

Goomer Pyle was a character from the TV series known as "The Andy Griffin Show". In the show Goomer Pyle was a marine who wasn't the smartest person ever. Usually if someone is called Goomer Pyle they are being called: stupid. Basically you've just been insulted.

In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" one of the characters was called Private Goomer Pyle because he was a bit mentally challenged.

by BossyBlossom November 14, 2011

Godmerica

The country within the United States consisting only of people in the Christian faith. It is a place where believers can get off on each other by pretending to be religious fanatics while degrading and alienating the rest of society.

If you don't like it then you can get out!

I hate all those nonbelievers trying to take away all our freedoms here in Godmerica. They need to stop trying to take GOD out of the pledge of allegiance and go burn in hell where they belong.

by HuffSdaStuffs November 8, 2012

GOMME

A group of five HARDCORE SEO veterans, widely known on the internet as "the GOMME-crew".

Have you heard about GOMME? Their consultant rates are at $400 an hour...
- Yeah! GOMME is insane!!

by gomme-mackish February 23, 2017