glumpus

Glumpus is an archaic term relating to a middle aged man with a large herd of Sploinkus. It is considered a terrible slur in some areas.

"That guy is such a Glumpus!"

by Rusty "The Loser" Johnson February 5, 2024

glumbrella

a device that protects you not only from rain but also boosts your mood with buil-in lights and music

I grabbed my glumbrella on a gloomy day and suddenly the rain felt like a dance of joy with it's cheerful lights and soothing tunes

by Marc2.0 December 4, 2023

glummewing

Definition 1: a type of “mewing” and looksmaxxing that aims to do the absolute opposite of mewing, giving you the most horrid jawline known to man, similar to the shape of a melon
Definition 2: a way to say being in 2 places at once

Definition 1 |Bob: man look at that guys ugly jawline, he must be glummewing or something.

Definition 2 |Tom: I’ll need to find a way to glummew this weekend , I have 2 dates at the same time!

by meln_glummaxxer February 28, 2024

Glumbus McCrumbus

The CEO of Shark Water. Used to describe a very successful business CEO

You built this house like a Glumbus McCrumbus!

by Glumbus McCrumbus March 13, 2024

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

by diaperman March 29, 2024

Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot

I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy

by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024