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Fucktangle

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A sexual position utilized by swingers, especially swinger geometry teachers, carpenters (Jesus), and many others. A fucktangle is any shape made when several people link themselves together through sexual actions that closely resemble said shapes, shapes that include "tangle" in their names, i.e. rectangle, triangle, and rhombus...tangle.
"I need help with my geometry so me, my best friend's mom, and his sister totally made a fucktangle last night. Then we calculated."
by Mr. Big Meat December 20, 2006
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fucktardqueerassbagwhore

A combination of the words fuck, retard, queer, assbag, and whore, used to describe one's roomate when you are upset with him/her.
"Dude, you're suck a fucktardqueerassbagwhore!"
by mathguyq March 21, 2005
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fucktabulous

1. Beyond expectation in awesomeness.
2. fuck + fabulous
You are simply fucktabulous!
by mierduka August 4, 2007
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Fucktard

A fucking retard. Someone who lacks common sense. Someone who constantly messes up on normally accepted social standards.
dumbass doucebag douche
Ben:"Did you just lock your keys in your car?"
Kris:"Shit, I totally did..."
Ben:"you fucktard!"
by Whatdoyaknow March 26, 2008
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Fucktard

1. n: the state of being a fuck while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged personel, or, presently, a retard
2. n: one's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness, even beyond the scopes of a normal fuck and/or retard
3. n: one who repeatedly and liberally uses the word "Doop" (see definition)
Gee! That sure was a great game of monopoly, and... HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THAT FUCKTARD
by Sonny April 9, 2003
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Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.
"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"
by Guzzi October 23, 2014
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fucktarded

That new policy is just fucktarded.
by insatia August 20, 2003
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