funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p December 9, 2007

Funky spelunky

Another name for colonoscopy

Hey Rob, have you gotten your funky spelunky down at the butt clinic yet?

by comaunite December 2, 2019

funky

the stale sweet essense of sex.

thats a one funky smell in here!

by lex dex July 30, 2003

funky

adj. In this case, used to describe the potency of the marijuana. The more emphasis used on the word scales the potency. Also see da funk.

"Man, I didn't expect these regs to be this funky, I'm blazed!"

by Nobody Fresh January 16, 2005

funky

Keeping it raw and real; not lying.

You don't got to lie, keep it funky.

by d-blocC4 October 13, 2006

funky vag

originally a misspelling of a sushi roll, but has morphed to mean any dirty female.

The olsen twins: caked on eye make up, grunge overload and an aversion to shampoo -- those are two funky vags!

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

Claire the bear with funky hair

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010