Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.
W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!
by Jirka69 October 5, 2017
Get the fuck me stockingsmug. 1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole
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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.
by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017
Get the fuck me with a toothbrushmug. A phrase used by Russell Brand during his "Shame" comedy stand-up act referring to when he once put on an American accent during sex.
by coolwhitegirl August 14, 2010
Get the fuck me goodmug. It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.
by lacey February 14, 2005
Get the fuck me deadmug. Used whenever one is in an unfavorable situation, or whenever one feels like they are in a state of "fucked".
Nick: Hey Aaron, have you gotten laid lately?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?
Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
Alli Babba: ALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
Micheal: Fuck me, right?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?
Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
Alli Babba: ALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
Micheal: Fuck me, right?
by Shady Nasty??? October 18, 2011
Get the Fuck me, right?mug. When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.
by p_man February 21, 2009
Get the fuck me earsmug. Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.
by dmpf October 25, 2009
Get the Fuck me hairmug.