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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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Fucks sake

"Hey dude"
"Wat"

" I heard Sydney got another abortion"
"For fucks sake, that girl's a slut"
by iminmemomscar April 14, 2016
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fucksex

A shitty, meaningless, fag word made up by resident shitfuck Davidus Hauleus-Robertides, who thinks he knows Latin, when he is really just a pigfucker.
Get fucked in the fucksex, whatever the fuck that is, you fucking Davidus Hauleus-Robertides.
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Negative fucks

The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.
If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.
by breakfst November 1, 2014
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Fuchlandia

The imiginary chain of islands situated between Whogivsafuch and Kismyassland due east of Doucheland where you go for a break during the day when you are fed up with life in general including your job your boss dog everything for a while..
Man I spent a wonderful couple minutes in Fuchlandia with Jessica Alba and some of her girlfriends it was really wonderful!!!
by vinny125125 August 11, 2010
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Fuchanupa

1. An ugly chalupa with no friends
2. The waiter at tacobell that always gives you the disgusting chalupas
3. The editors at Urban Dictionary that always deny words because they have no life
1. Dude, that idiot gave me a fuchanupa!
2. Im gona kill that fuchanupa
3. Dude! The fuchanupa eats shit!
by Smell123 January 9, 2011
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fuch

A word used to describe the tri-annual event that Danny Devito records himself doing a backhandspring, landing with a split and eating a whole jar of peanut butter and Rob Kardashian's 3 year old shoe box cum, while dancing to Scrubs by TLC.
"You ready to watch the fuch on tv tonight?"

"Hell yeah mayn'
by Curse Pussy really go away December 8, 2018
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