Fongers

Froggie fingers

Yo she got fongers

by Fighter22882 January 1, 2021

Fonkey

A human born with special looks
1/2 Donkey and 1/2 Human

A Englishmen that’ll only to the age of 16
Thinks he is very looking but looks like the donkey from shrek and is good at nothing

But growing his double chin is his pleasure
Fat + Donkey = Fonkey y

Oh look at that Fonkey Rahhhh
That Fonkey is so fat

The Fonkey had a double chin as big as Mount Everest

by Peterpoppincrackdumplin February 14, 2021

foneee

I find you very attractive

Adam: Samantha you are looking very foneee today
Samantha: Aw! thanks

by Phatdickman420 January 14, 2021

Fonteneau's law

A bi girl will date a gamer boy

"Did you hear she's dating that guy Jacob"
"No surprise, she's bi and he plays videogames. That's Fonteneau's law"

by maskmakesurbandictionary January 23, 2021

Fongers

When your fingers are too fat for the keyboard.

Was that spellcheck or your fongers?

by Newhumon February 4, 2021

fonbtwxcleszqrvjmpauhdykgi

You're bored AND you have time to lose. You find qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to be quite basic at this point.

You searched every letter on your keyboard in the most random way possible, maybe hoping that nothing would show up, maybe even hoping that you could write your own UD definition of it...

Beat you to it, fuckaroo.

You: Can you believe someone actually wrote a definition for fonbtwxcleszqrvjmpauhdykgi?
Normal person: Return to the psych ward, you're not ready.

ALSO:
You: Welp, I might as well procrastinate in the most unproductive way possible by searching fonbtwxcleszqrvjmpauhdykgi.

by krotte May 11, 2021

Fone

The way Serbian asshats want 'phone' the be phonetically spelled.

Fone is superior. I know how it is spelled correctly. I'm just saying it is stupid. I spelled it out when you bitched. P-H-O-N-E. Phone. But I will argue it should be spelled with an F because it should be.

by wownoname May 30, 2021